I just received the following extremely minimalist and to the point spam message:

This is to notify you of a payment Order of usd$8.5m created into Atm Card in your name from the skye bank, you are advice to reconfirm us 1 Name 2 Address 3 Phone 4 ID.

Some days, I like to think that the advance fee fraud spammers are just as tired of the whole thing as the rest of us are.